my teeth 

So I was cleaning out my drawer and found my wisdom teeth. Don't get all grossed out, it's not like they were roaming loose in my desk, they are in a pill box.
I got those suckers pulled out like 6 years ago. After all the pain I went through, you betcha I asked to keep them.

This would have made a better story had I said I got into a bar fight last night and these were the poor bastards' teeth....
But no one would have believed that I guess....