tonsils 
Okay so I know my teeth were kinda gross to post-
But you certainly couldn't have issues with my tonsils right?



* you'll be glad to know those are the only two things that have been removed from my body

Know what else I can't stand?
Ladies who piss on the seat in public bathrooms. That's right all you seat wetters. I'm talking to you!
It's all you guys that are afraid to sit on the freaking seat cause someone may have pee-d on it before so you decide to just piss all over it and not bother to clean up you own mess....
Know what that says to me? You're dirty- Your an adult who has never been properly toilet trained. You can't even pee in a toilet!
If your gonna tinkle all over the seat I may be about to sit on- at LEAST have to courtesy to take a second and wipe it off.
The last thing I need is to walk into a public bathroom and see not only the seat covers in urine- but the Toilet Princess can't even flush either.
I understand they are public bathrooms and kinda gross, but I don't see it necessary to waste 10 yards of TP to make yourself a toilet cover- at that point, wear a diaper and spare us all your lack of respect.

FLushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhWhooooooooooooooogurrrggglgurrlge

my teeth 

So I was cleaning out my drawer and found my wisdom teeth. Don't get all grossed out, it's not like they were roaming loose in my desk, they are in a pill box.
I got those suckers pulled out like 6 years ago. After all the pain I went through, you betcha I asked to keep them.

This would have made a better story had I said I got into a bar fight last night and these were the poor bastards' teeth....
But no one would have believed that I guess....